Generations Apart But Still Whimsical

The Thoughts For Today —

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
~ Charles Shultze

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
~ Mark Twain

"You know, if you're going to call here and raise hell with me, at least listen to what I say before you do it, Susan. I'm not your husband!"
~ Rush Limbaugh