Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Save Legal Fees - Ban Tobacco Products

Give Me Your Best Dr.Evil Voice Now
Ontario is going to sue Big Tobacco for “$50 BEEEEEEEELLION DOLLARS.” Tobacco companies are the last refuge that government can squeeze an endless supply of money from. They are the convenient Nosferatu with which there is seldom dissent when a hardline stance is taken on them. They’re peddlers of addiction and cancer, of long-term heart disease and emphysema. They’re an addictive risk to our children. And they turn your teeth yellow and your skin sallow.
Unambiguously Ambidextrous

1 comment:

  1. excellent idea.

    Ban them, just like pot....

    If you're caught with them, you might face jail time.

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