Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Hmmm...

...eliminating bike lanes in the interest of National Security & Safety; time to delve deeply into the background of those behind the Bixi corporation, background checks for bike couriers, etc.

We bring you the latest developments in the international bike lane wars, which seem to thrive in the summer but inexplicably fade away when it’s cold outside, like, for half the year. Why is that, do you suppose? Anyway, in the latest headlines: Bike lanes are a terrorist threat. Bombers on bicycles could be the next evil plot dreamed up by Al Qaeda. Read More...

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