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Those moderate Muslims!
An Islamist insurgent-run radio station in Somalia says it is awarding guns, bombs and books to three children in a Koran recital contest.
Andulus radio station is run by the al-Qaeda-linked al-Shabab militia.
The station announced Monday that the first prize winner in the contest received a rifle and $700, the second prize winner got a rifle and $500, and the third prize winner received two bombs.
All three children also received religious books.
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Posted by Kate at 12:31 PM
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but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand,
but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist
and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim
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