MUCUNCLEAR, TRUDONT, SUZUKI, GORE...

Not satire.

#askjustin

By Kate on November 7, 2013 12:28 AM

 

Oh, Shiny Pony! - Caption Contest Winners

First, the runners-up.
- Brenda in BC

SHINY PONY: First thing we gotta do when I am PM is round up Ezra Levant and send him to re-education camp. I'm thinking of also forcing him to go vegan and take yoga classes! Some manscaping may also be in order.
SUZUKI: Hahahahahahaha! That gets my vote!

- Rufusrastasjohnsonbrown

"Gotta help me out here Dave,it was OK when Elizabeth May was a groupie, but now she wants to be a bodyguard."

- Bestman

So I sez to the orphanage, "Why should I take your lousy $10,000 for a speech when I can get $20,000 from the homeless shelter down the street?"

And the winner...
. . . and then I told them that we needed a carbon tax, get this...
'to get Keystone XL approved.'
Send me an email and we'll get you set up with a book, Mr. Stricker.
(original post edited for results)

By Kate on November 7, 2013 10:38 AM |

Your Moral and Intellectual Superiors

Could someone PLEASE get David Suzuki his meds. Otherwise, he's going to keep on talking like this.

By Robert on November 6, 2013 7:00 AM |