A bitch I wouldn't mind seeing in the White House
Now that Fred has dropped out, and Giuliani will probably tank next, I have moved my support to a latecomer:
Sunny Lucas.
Sunny's views on
TERRORISM
"Kill them all."
IMMIGRATION
"We'll try to be reasonable but most of you need to get the fuck out."
THE ECONOMY
"Flat tax. Capitalism. No hand-outs. Tough shit."
RELIGION
"Don't ask, don't tell."
ABORTION
"Mandatory sterilization, just like at the pound."
GUNS
"I don't give a shit about a militia."
EDUCATION
"You only get a treat if you do the trick properly."
GAY MARRIAGE
"You're all being silly."
It's a sad state of affairs (no Clinton pun intended) when the best conservative candidate is someone who licks her own ass.
Sunny Lucas.
Sunny's views on
TERRORISM
"Kill them all."
IMMIGRATION
"We'll try to be reasonable but most of you need to get the fuck out."
THE ECONOMY
"Flat tax. Capitalism. No hand-outs. Tough shit."
RELIGION
"Don't ask, don't tell."
ABORTION
"Mandatory sterilization, just like at the pound."
GUNS
"I don't give a shit about a militia."
EDUCATION
"You only get a treat if you do the trick properly."
GAY MARRIAGE
"You're all being silly."
It's a sad state of affairs (no Clinton pun intended) when the best conservative candidate is someone who licks her own ass.
Labels: Election 2008, Sunny Lucas
1 comment:
ahhh. Finally. you are being honest.
It's about time.
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