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A few days ago, I was interrogated for 90 minutes by Shirlene McGovern, an officer of the government of Alberta. I have been accused of hurting people's feelings because, two years ago, I published the Danish cartoons of Mohammed in the.. MORE... Wednesday, January 16, 2008 Top 9 Little Known Facts About Ezra Levant From the gang at TNOYF 9. Global warming began when Ezra Levant willed the temperature in Canada up a few degrees–you know, just to take the chill out of the air. 8. 95% of all monsters surveyed reported that they are either "absolutely terrified" or "hysterically afraid" of Ezra Levant. Levant already ate the remaining 5%. 7. Ezra Levant once looked Helen Thomas directly in the face and lived to tell about it. 6. (tie) Ezra Levant can grow a thicker mustache than both Tom Selleck and Rosie O'Donnell. 6. (tie) Ezra Levant is actually registered twice as a lethal weapon: once for himself and once for his aura. 5. Ezra Levant eats live cougars sprinkled with Jack Bauer, washes it down with a sandpaper and Chuck Liddell milkshake, and then wipes himself with Chuck Norris. 4. Ezra Levant got the gang from Scooby Doo to stop meddling. Singlehandedly. 3. Ezra Levant forced the band "Better Than Ezra" to change their name to "Alberta Human Rights Commission": because no one is better than Ezra. 2. New studies show that Muslim suicide bombers aren't sacrificing themselves for Allah, they're just trying to escape the wrath of Ezra Levant. 1. If you ever find yourself being persecuted for your views by one of those politically correct government types, simply say "Ezra Levant" three times really fast. He will appear out of thin air and reduce the offender to a whimpering kitten in no time flat with his irresistible onslaught of crane-style verbal kung fu.