HOW SOON WILL WE SEE DAILY FORD FART REPORTS...

...decibel reading, odorous level, etc.?

 Touch my monkey. Overtly.

Rob Ford, when asked if he would be attending this year's pride parade in Toronto, said "I'm not going to go to the pride parade. I've never been to a pride parade. So I'm not going to change the way I am."

Uh-oh:

The mayor's remarks prompted criticism from the public and at least one fellow city councillor -- Shelley Carroll -- who accused him of "thinly veiled homophobia."

Helen Kennedy, the executive director of Egale Canada, strongly disagreed with this assessment:

"There's nothing 'thinly veiled' about it. It's overt homophobia."

Sure. And refusing to watch Jersey Shore reruns is overt heterophobia.

*Yawn*.

By EBD on February 6, 2014 9:08 PM