....reports are floating around that the owners of the Duke Of York hotel will be removing the Wayne mural because of the shooting at the hotel. While I think this is a massive cave-in at the same time I don't think The Duke would be associated with such a group of assholes.
A hard man to please
Fill your hand, you son of a bitch! -- John Wayne to a gunslinger in True Grit.
I wonder what the Duke would say about penis pills.
There he was on TV this week in his classic flick Hondo -- brought to you by the good folks at Enzyte Male Enhancement.
Goodness, if ever a male was in scant need of enhancing, it was John Wayne.
His ghost must growl at those commercials.
"Hey, it's our friend Bob," says the voice-over. "It looks like Bob continues to enjoy the big lift he gets from Enzyte and natural male enhancement."
Bob gobsmacks his golf partners with an unholy drive before speeding off in a race car. He grins knowingly.
John Wayne would have decked the little schmuck.
No man ever stood taller, straighter, stronger than the Duke
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