Three Little Swine-Flus
My son's girlfriend has been off school all week with the flu. She's apparently been kissing little piggies.
My son spent the night throwing up and talking in his sleep. He's been kissing her (I hope).
And Mikey has acquired that sexy raspy voice that can only be the work of a raging virus. I am now wondering who he's been kissing.
I am surrounded by cranky bags of germs, and I am their nurse.
No doubt my office will be inviting me to keep my infectious disease at home today.
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