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Top 9 Little Known Facts About Richard Warman
Per Potfry’s previous post, “Word today from Kathy Shaidle that a new lawsuit has been filed by Canadian schoolgirl Richard Warman (picture below) against a group of conservative bloggers including Kathy’s Five Feet Of Fury blog, Ezra Levant, Mark Steyn, Small Dead Animals, Free Dominion, and Jonathan Kay of The National Post..”
As Potfry noted here: “Warman alleges that the group conspired to steal his fanny-pack, pull his pigtails, and create a mildly disturbing atmosphere that forced him to go potty more frequently than normal.”
We’ve dug around and discovered a bit more about this mysterious human rights crusader.
9. Has never been able to recapture the glory he achieved after he defeated Bobby Riggs in the famous “Battle of the Sexes.”
8. Once played lead air guitar in a Milli Vanilli tribute band.
7. Only needs to file 137 more lawsuits to finally gain complete and utter revenge on the ruffians who used to steal his lunch money in grade school.
6. Performed an interpretive dance entitled, “The Genius of Alan Alda” for his high school talent show.
5. Coined the phrase, “You can’t spell ‘team’ without ‘m-e’.”
4. Is perpelexed that his former employer refuses to change their name to the Human Lefts Commission.
3. Is so sensitive that after watching prescription drug commercials on television, frequently comes down with at least two of the major side effects.
2. Would never admit it, but secretly wears Mark Steyn footie-pajamas.
1. Feels very inadequate because…because…well, let’s just say that if he had a blog it would be named “3 Inches of Fury.”
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