Waste not, want not
By RACHEL MARSDEN
This week, the federal Conservatives trimmed $1 billion from their annual spending, proving that even though Prime Minister Steve may have indulged a little too much on the summer barbeque circuit, at least he knows when to push away from the table when it really counts.
But there's nothing quite like the squealing of pork-barreling NDP and Liberal MPs as their chairs get pried away from the tax dollar buffet. Liberal leader Bill Graham said the belt-tightening was vindictive and "mean spirited." Right, about as mean-spirited as telling a kid to take his head out from under the Slurpee tap at the 7-Eleven.
Let's have a closer look at some details of this Conservative "exercise in ideology," as NDP MP Charles Angus calls it:
* Stephen Harper has saved us $47 million per year simply by shrinking the size of his cabinet compared to Paul Martin's. That was a lot of wasted money just to make Liberal MPs feel important. Then again, when your party's sleaze factor is off the charts, as it was during AdScam, maybe it helps to have the word "Honourable" in front of as many names as possible.
* The Liberals were blowing $10 million a year to encourage people to work for free as volunteers. How about a booze-soaked bash for the purpose of encouraging sobriety?
* What will aboriginals do now without the feds' $11-million stop-smoking campaign? I have a cheaper, more effective idea: Ditch all the cigarette carton pictures of blackened lungs, rotten teeth, and limp cigarettes. Use only a picture of the male organ that the limp cigarette represents. Blow it up to cover the entire carton. Who would put anything in their mouth that comes out of that?
* Harper shaved $5 million from the Status of Women budget. Our military budget already has this covered. Canadian soldiers who are killing the misogynist Taliban in Afghanistan have done more to improve the status of women than any interest group. Too bad the NDP won't support their mission.
* Nearly $18 million has been cut from adult literacy programs. We could easily save that amount if we made it a mandatory requirement for immigrants to be fully literate in English as a condition of admission.
* $5.6 million was saved by axing the Court Challenges Program. This funding enabled special interest groups to challenge laws made by parliamentarians democratically elected by the rest of us. There's a name for this: Tyranny.
* The Museum Assistance Program has been cut by $4.6 million. I could understand if that cash went toward restoring precious ancient artifacts, but looking over the program's 2004-2005 funding, I see projects like The Edmonton Art Gallery's Maxwell Bates expressionism exhibit, which burned through roughly $100k of our cash. We already have a program for artistic endeavours that require government handouts. It's called "welfare."
There's one opportunity that Harper missed, though. He could have automatically recouped another $1 billion annually by cancelling the liberal propaganda project known as the CBC. Before pulling the plug, he could give them a year's notice -- meaning five more Trudeau miniseries and three more conspiracy movies about how the Americans should blame themselves for 9/11 -- just to prove that he's a truly "compassionate conservative."
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Friday, September 29, 2006
Where Your Money Is Not Going To Go
Thanks to Stephen Harper and the conservatives........
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