A Toronto Iniative To Get Fiscal House In Order

Comrade Miller has relented to a certain extent and he and his executive goons have decided they will offer condoms to the the taxpayers, at a reduced rate, because from their latest round of citizen participation meeting they heard people express that they were getting screwed.

When this was announced one of the local columnists made the following comment: The government today announced that it is adding a CONDOM to the city coat of arms because it more accurately reflects this city's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of complacent pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!