Competition For Sally Ann

As ludicrous as it might seem I am surprised someone hasn't tried it, a panhandler, Comrade Miller, etc.

With Just a Red Kettle and a Bell, I Can Make Every Day a Payday

Guest editorial by Monte Milliken,
Marketing consultant

Friend, I'm writing to share with you an overlooked money-making secret that anyone can do, whether part-time or full-time. You don't need a fancy college degree to do this, and you don't need any extra money or credit to get started.

My money-making system can put an extra $2,000 to $5,000 or more in your pocket. You might even shovel in up to $20,000 or more, every single month. It's simply amazing.

It's called "Kettle Magic," and even a complete moron can scoop up fast cash. Here's how it started:

I was struggling, working three jobs, barely scraping by. Then one day we saw an old friend - let's call him "Bob" - at the mall. He was smiling, and ringing this shiny bell, and people were literally throwing money at Bob, who talked about some army that acted as the middleman for this business.

You know what they say about middlemen, right?

Since I got my own kettle and bell, I am wearing nice, new clothes. I am driving a shiny new, black Mercedes. And you could tell things were different for me: I look confident, and I look like money!

For $49.95 I will send you all you need to get started. You will get the opportunity to start your own Kettle Magic franchise: you can be your own boss, you keep all your profits, and you decide when and where to do business. All you have to do is place your order and I will have the startup kit sent to you, and you will be on your way to achieving your financial independence.