Coping With Your Kid's Questions

How Do I Answer These Questions From Shlemazl Junior?

Question 1:

- Daddy, is it true that in some countries they don't like women, ban them from appearing in public alone and make them cover themselves over?

- Yes, dear.

- Daddy, is it true that in the same countries they hate gays or claim they don't have any?

- Yes, dear.

- Daddy, if they don't like women, doesn't it make THEM gay?

Question 2:

- Daddy, is it true that the government is pouring billions into the auto manufacturing industry?

- Yes, dear.

- Daddy, is it true that the government wants us to stop driving cars and use public transport instead?

- Yeah, well... Why don't you go and ride your bike?