Poetic Justice..........

Michael Moore Warns CNN: ‘I’m About to Become Your Worst Nightmare’Posted by Noel Sheppard on July 14, 2007 - 11:37.

Given Michael Moore’s anti-war tendencies, you wouldn’t envision him to possess so much rage.

However, following his well-publicized dustup with CNN last week (please see Business & Media Institute reports on the subject here and here), the controversial schlockumentarist has published an open letter threatening the network with reprisals.

Although likely not his intent, Moore's screed was actually funnier than any movie he's made to date.

With that in mind, here are some lowlights for your Saturday entertainment pleasure (emphasis added throughout, h/t Dan Gainor, better remove liquids from your proximity):