If You Committed A Crime You Should Be Doing Time

This might be amusing but do you think it is as effective as ordering the perp to have all the zippers on his pants welded shut.......

Commit a Crime, Do the Time -- in a Chicken Suit
At first glance, a man in a bird costume may look like a walking billboard for fast food. But for one Painesville, Ohio, man, it's actually a form of punishment for soliciting a prostitute.